Crazy ass shit going down in London today. Those crazy terrorists are going for the body. I feel like London is the skinny little geeky kid that the mean bully keeps picking on. If I may, I'd like to make a Breakfast Club analogy:

England
Skinny, proper. Doesn't like monkey business. Probably can't make a lamp, either.

United States
Confident, competitive. If we lose our temper, you're totaled, man. Has extensive experience in taping people's buns together.

Terrorists
Smokes the wacky weed. Prone to lighting shoes on fire. Thinks being bad feels pretty good. Likes anarchy and Molly Ringwald.
It's a little scary actually. John Hughes either has an amazing amount of foresight or I'm just incredibored.
What a great birthday day! John Leguizamo, Mr. Willem Dafoe, Franka Potente AND Mr. Spade in America himself, David Spade. Love them cancer beeyotches!
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